Looking for job!

Our Bananas Republic prime minister suggested everyone to spend as much as possible in order to conunteract the economical crisis. Well, our prime minister is not very able to walk in other people's shoes, so I decided to save money and, if possible, to gain some!
I'm looking for commissions, I recently had some but it's not sufficient to pay my apartament rent yet.
So if you think that my work could suit your needing, please drop me a line and we could talk about it...
Help me in my silent fight against my country's political establishment

P.S: I'm cheap